Slate is a game-changer. A mold-breaker. We didn't reinvent the wheel, but we reimagined pretty much everything else.

It's a radically new kind of [REDACTED] that's designed to put the power of choice back in the hands of [REDACTED]. It's the next generation.

Innovation, of course.

The industry.

The [REDACTED] industry.

*Pinches self.* Yup, we're real people at a real company.

Hey, we're a [REDACTED] company. Ontological questions are a little outside our wheelhouse.

That's correct. For now.

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